• Psythik@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    This doesn’t work if you have ADHD:

    Life is like a hurricane,
    Here in, Duck-berg!
    something something rhymes with cane,
    It’s a, duck-blur!
    Let’s solve a mystery,
    or rewrite history!
    Ducktales! Ooh oo

    And that’s all I’ve got.

    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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      21 hours ago

      Oh it’s worse not only do I have ADHD, back when I was an edgy teenager a friend of mine made up a racist version that’s insanely inappropiate and overly violent.

      Now we weren’t racist or anything, it was the early 2000’s we were bored, we thought shock humor was funny, and we didn’t think anyone would think we were racist. Trump hadn’t normalized Nazism, so people just thought you were being ironic at best or they just didn’t give a shit at worst.

      But I think of his racist version when I think of Ducktales.

      No I’m not going to recite the lyrics for you, are you insane? It’s so bad I wouldn’t post it if this were 4chan.

      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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        16 hours ago

        I had a similar experience with the devil went down to Georgia. One of the first mp3s I ever had was a parody version about cannabis. I don’t know any of the lyrics to the original but I know that one by heart

        JOHNNY ROLL A BALL OF HASH AND MAKE SURE ITS THE BOMB

        CAUSE THE DEVILS GOT THE KIND OF STUFF THEY SMOKED IN VIETNAM

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Fuck! I was singing that song after reading the post and I sang that fucking line right before reading your comment and now I can’t remember that part of the fucking song!

      The brain is fucking stupid.