does this qualify as !formuladank?

The two men were once at the top of that career, but graphic designers of outrageous adverts for products bought by questionable consumers were the easiest to be replaced by AI obsessed capitalists. Unfortunately, this left roommates David and Tony two months behind on their rent and without money to replace their broken AC on the hottest year on record for the 9th consecutive year. Sweaty and broke, the two burly men will soon realize that the only thing they can really count on is each other…

Sounds like something for Chuck Tingle.

I thought it said stupid horse at first 🦎