An ex-DOGE staffer known as “Big Balls” could end up receiving the highest civilian honor in the United States, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr. and Mother Teresa.
Somehow the dumbest timeline just upped the ante
I bet the name is ironic and his insecurities lead him to get into fights all the time.
I also bet that he routinely got kicked in the balls by the goth girl wearing steel toed boots… a regular occurance since the second grade through highschool.