• bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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      14 hours ago

      My family always gives me shit for always having my Gerber on my belt, until it’s Christmas morning or any of the other times someone needs a knife or pliers.

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        9 hours ago

        Your family Christmas morning sounds vicious. You should try getting everyone to sit down and have the youngest child hand the presents out one at a time.

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          See, in america every holiday and social event is an opportunity to express your individualism and lack of empathy. Usually there’s a competitive game people assault each other over, like Uno, Spades, or cornhole. A common phrase here is “I just don’t like other people”.

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            If it’s sharp or pointy at all you have to check it in the US. I almost got my nice multibit screwdriver confiscated because it was almost too long.