• LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Oh dude. I, uh, overheard a very failed asking out they other day. It basically went:

    Person 1:Hey, you’re real pretty are you single?

    Person 2:uhhhh no.

    Person 3 pretending to be oblivious: Hey that looks real sharp

    I’ve never seen anyone disappear quite so fast as person 1, so that was neat.