Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
I feel like I’ll know when he’s dead…like the air will somehow be easier to breathe.
The air will be filled with cheering and celebration
And so many fucking crabs.
Less cheeto dust in the wind…
fer sure. the day biden’s election was confirmed i took some stuff to the recycling and then went to the grocery store and literally everyone was was dancing everywhere, myself included. just, we felt freedom again and were spontaneously celebrating.
For the 20 minutes it takes to swear Vance in. While JD might have the charisma of bloated roadkill, he’s competent, unlike Trump who was guided solely by his narcissism and need for validation.
No, he really isn’t. But he’s much easier to puppet than Trump by evil people who ARE competent.