Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
Yeah but do we really think Vance has the, idk what you’d call it, moron-charm? Charm that attracts only morons? Whatever it is that Trump offers?
He doesn’t. Vance has all the personality and presence of cold oatmeal.
No, the right hates him. Like, he’s literally just there to appease the corpos