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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Trump denies he’s dead

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Trump denies he’s dead

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • anhydrous@lemmy.world
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    If I had a nickel for every time Drumpf told the truth, I’d now have a nickel, which isn’t a lot.

    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Jokes on you, that’s just JD Vance in Drag.

  • dhork@lemmy.world
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    he says he's not dead yet

    • AlexLost@lemmy.world
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      You’re not fooling anyone you know!

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I can’t take him like that, it’s against regulations

        • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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          Look, isn’t there something you can do?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I feel happy!

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know, but I liked it anyway

  • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    And why should I believe a liar like him?

  • Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca
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    Take a hint.

  • MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca
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    Republicans be like

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    That’s exactly what a dead president would say.

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    1000001771

    • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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      Removed by mod

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        1000001963

        • Insolentjellyfish@lemmy.world
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          While I cannot assume I know jerkface’s stance, what they may be saying is that it is not great to equate pedophilia and child molestation because many pedophiles seek professional and personal interventions based on their attractions. Often, they take severe measures to keep themselves away from children because they do not want to hurt said children. Saying all pedophiles are child molesters disincentivizes people from seeking help from psychological and medical professionals when they may most need it. Thanks for listening. Cheers.

        • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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          Do you have the power of speech?

          • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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            do you?

            I mean, your previous comment was less than coherent.

            why don’t you say what you mean instead of dancing around the subject?

      • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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        Wut?

  • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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    I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.

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    we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth

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      It could be a deepfake. A whole new class of conspiracy theory is now actually plausible.

      I mean, I fully expect an administration as corrupt and dishonest as this one to spend the minimal time and money required to do such a thing for as long as they can get away with it.

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    On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he’s never been know to tell the truth before.

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    Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”

    Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health

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      I wonder if there’s any republicans who can be swayed with “hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?”

      I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e

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    Yeah, but he lies all the time… Can we trust him on this?

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      In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.

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    Well I didn’t believe he was dead before but now I’m not so sure

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    He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.

    When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.

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      That pretty much looks like a session of Congress. Mitch McConnell in back.

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      The desperate search for a brain

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      Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?

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        Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.

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          Still wearing mine. I get asked why about twice a day.

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    There’s a necromancer working overtime somewhere

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      It’s Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.

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