kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoI will have my laptop and be available intermittentlysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1765arrow-down15
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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up118·17 hours agoDenied be back by lunch
minus-squareGerudo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down1·15 hours agoI know its a joke, but I had a coworker get into a car accident with an 18-wheeler on his lunch break. My bosses first words out of his mouth were, “can you make it back in today?” You could literally see the accident from our location.
minus-squarerainwall@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·edit-213 hours ago You could literally see the accident from our location. Sounds like he could make it in then. /s
Denied be back by lunch
I know its a joke, but I had a coworker get into a car accident with an 18-wheeler on his lunch break. My bosses first words out of his mouth were, “can you make it back in today?” You could literally see the accident from our location.
Sounds like he could make it in then. /s