It’s freaking hilarious that a Chinese toy company went out to create the next Furby and every news story around it just helps them with their goal.
Labubus are demonic according to tiktok Christians
As a leftist, I think so too. Their business model is IRL lootboxes, if you order online they’ll even tell you what you got so you can instantly hit the gatcha button again
Since that is clearly projection, I’d sooner believe the exact opposite - Labubus are Christian and tiktok Christians are demonic.
Seems more probable or possible idk maybe both :3
Aren’t Tiktok Christians mostly Mormons, though? I’m pretty sure that Mormons and Catholics have traditionally had a few kerfuffles here and there…
Mormons had a few kerfuffles with anyone they met historically, on account of them mostly being violent criminals led by a fraudster.
Which tbh is very much in keeping with traditional Christianity 😁
Is this like a beanie babies reboot?
This time they’re actually kinda creepy.
Feels to me like if someone locked Mr. Blobby in a room, with Beanie Babies, and walked away.
I like the implication that this would naturally lead to Mr. Blobby and Beanie Babies reproducing with each other.
… That’s a new sentence.
they’re corporate punk beanie babies basically
corporate punk
Those words meaning nothing together lol. Like saying upward down
yep
Read this after watching the latest south park ep. Even funnier in that context.
That is the very first protestant in that picture though.
You couldn’t be less catholic coded…that is the point I think, hence the emphasis on “your”: they are implying that their labubu are protestant
Okay, now it makes sense and is also actually quite funny! :-)