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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago
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  • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Can snake sex be called snex?

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Snexy!

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      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        Boo backwards colors! (I would be too lazy to fix it too, but that won’t stop me from being mindlessly tribal here!)

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    I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank.

    I really wanted to know :(

    Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least

  • BanMe@lemmy.world
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    That shark is a cake, I can tell from here.

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    We’re here for the fuckin’ snakes, not fuckin’ spiders.

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    A dingo ate my baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. While watching mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake make baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo.

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      So the shark walks up to the dingo stand, and says to the dog running the stand, dum dum dum, got any snakes?

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Shouldn’t your life be in danger? Like you just got bitten by a poisonous spider while you saw all of this.

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    Wait, the symbol for medicine is snakes doing it?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caduceus_as_a_symbol_of_medicine

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      Yes, but no. The correct symbol would be this one:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_Asclepius

      But someone fucked up a hundred years ago and now we’re here.

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        wow!

        very interesting, never noticed they were two different symbols

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        Did they fuck up or fuck it up?

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          Yes

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            obviously

      • Maeve@kbin.earth
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        +1 for arcane knowledge!

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      son, it’s time we talk

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    Obviously AI.

    Not a spider in sight.

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      Who do you think took the picture?

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    I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory “thanks, English”.)

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    “Dinner and a show! This beach has it all!”

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      Better than the Treasure Island show in Vegas

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