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minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·23 hours agoIt turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time. No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
minus-squarechuckleslord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·18 hours agoPlus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
minus-squareValo85@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 hours agoTurtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·22 hours agoCrabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 hours agoI wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoWhy don’t we get replaceable teeth?
It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.
No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.
Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.
Turtles eat jellyfish. And so do the Chinese. That immorality be tasty.
Immortality
Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.
I wanna be a shark. Only bones are the teeth and THEY ARE REPLACEABLE
Why don’t we get replaceable teeth?
We do though? Just once.