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Over the last 24 hours, a number of false and defamatory statements have been published about me concerning the launch of Your Party’s membership portal.
The portal was properly launched in accordance with the party’s roadmap.
At no point was members’ data misused or put at risk.
All funds received from members were ringfenced and protected in the appropriate manner.
These baseless attacks on my character are politically-motivated and I intend to hold to account those responsible for making them.
To that end, I have this evening instructed specialist defamation lawyers.
To avoid prejudicing or complicating any future legal process, I will not be making any further comment about this matter at this time.
I literally think that Corbyn would struggle to organise a piss-up in a brewery.
As a phrase it makes me laugh.
Do you honestly think you could convince any brewery. To allow your friends to come and drink all their stock.
The whole idea getting people drunk at a brewery is easy. Completely ignore the very purpose of a brewery existing. It would be no easier then buying a shit load of alchole and shipping it to any other building. Likely a lot harder as the owners have good reason to distrust heavy drinkers around their equipment.
But it Def seems he has issues keeping any group on track. But honestly this mess is very like every other attempt to form a left of centre party. As in factions form and try to take control. No one seems able to lead and not experience these issues.
Most breweries/cidereries I know of round me seem to have regular, have a tour, drink lots events. It’s a no brainer really.
So you are saying. You depend on brewery owners to arrange your piss up for you. To the point they set the date and time. You at best buy some tickets.
How is that in any way you organising anything. When taking a lover to dominos. Do you tell them you organised an Italian meal. Or took them out.
As I indicated. Organising a pissup in any other rentable building would be easier. Where you can set times dates etc. breweries at least small ones. May well offer party plans. Never tried. But still that tends to be them doing the organising to ensure safety etc. And no easier then any other adult party rental location.
That’s why the saying “couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” is an insult. The bar is set insanely low (organise your friends, buy tickets or pay on the door, get drunk) but you still believe that they wouldn’t be capable of it.
Nope.that is how high people who have never worked in a functional brewery think it would be. As alchole is around. Such saying are often flawed. Shooting fish in a barrel. Try it impact shock is more likely to kill the fish. Then your bullet hitting it.
Your idea that breweries invite guests in to drink. Is way way more modern then the saying. It’s a post 2000 micro breweries trend. And Def did not happen in the 1960s when such terms existed.
And as I say. Such an arrangement is no more you organising it then a restaurant is you organising a meal. It’s the restaurant staff doing so.
I always prefer “couldn’t organise a pissup in a pissuppery”.
Grins. Hilariously meaningless. Love it.