Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
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You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.
You kill and torture people with a blunt stick and blame it all on Ranrok.
Oh, and apparently painless, instant kills are much less moral than turning people into explosive barrels and hurling them at your enemies.
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
A chip is implanted in a potato and you have to find your way out of an underground installation.
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.
I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.
The post is supposed to be about a game, not your life story.
Look, sometimes, they’re hard to tell apart.
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
Elden Ring right?
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.
Nah, too specific. It’s Morrowind.
I Nerevar would have guessed.
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I feel like this is well described lmao
I’m a pretty strange dad with coordination issues.
Octodad?