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minus-squareBoozilla@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoJoke’s on them. I get up at 5AM and I’m a worthless member of society.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoCoworkers: he comes in so early, what a hard worker Me: well I gotta poop, might as well get up and do it at work
minus-squaredarthinvidious@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoIt truly brings peace of mind knowing I won’t accidentally wreck my own toilet.
Joke’s on them. I get up at 5AM and I’m a worthless member of society.
Coworkers: he comes in so early, what a hard worker
Me: well I gotta poop, might as well get up and do it at work
It truly brings peace of mind knowing I won’t accidentally wreck my own toilet.