No Kings finally working!
No gods, no kings, only fux.
Burger President
Chairman Burger
The fun thing is, both emotionally and semantically a burger means a citizen as in the opposite of a king.
All I know is that I am getting some mixed feelings from the menu items with names like “Big Fux XXL”
Bacon fux
Cracked.com? Pepperidge Farm remembers
Wait until you find out it used to be a paper magazine
Not to be confused with the Burger King that is not a Burger King but isn’t fake.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King_(Mattoon,_Illinois)
What could they have done worse than being a burger king
Maybe they were too good
very real chance the corporation raised the prices of the franchise ingerdients without raising the prices of the franchise menu items and this location’s owner had a relationship with the local ingredient distributor, ran the numbers, and figured they could sell enough burgers in the local community to make more money than they would keeping the random walk-ins who go into a burger king because they know what they’re getting.
They were voting to become a Burger Democracy.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing paper crowns is no babies for a system of government!
I was thinking about trying Jack-in-the-Box for the first time so I downloaded the app, and my local joint wasn’t listed. Did some digging and they were apparently delisted because their google reviews were truly awful. Exclusively one stars for the last year. Stuff like “person in the drive through window tried to climb out of the window like the girl from The Ring and fight me” and “the chicken was still straight up frozen, like directly from the freezer not a little cold in the middle”. I thought they always had a long line because it was good, but it turns out people get stuck in that line for an hour and can’t get out.
That’s too bad, because Jack-in-the-box is one of the better chains IMO.
That probably shows they’re at least still trying.
Excuse me … Fux???
BIG fux
BIG fux XXL
The veggie option is “No Fux”.
That was my nickname in college
No it wasn’t.
Who do I have to whopper to get a fux around here?
It appears to be German.
Right, but that still doesn’t make sense. The only dictionary entry I’m finding for Fux is a variant of Fuchs, which means Fox, or colloquially a few other things unrelated to food like ‘fraternity pledge’. Fuck is Fick (n) / ficken (v) so it’s seemingly not that.
It’s a quirky spelling for Fuchs, yes. And it’s about fast food names, what do you expect
BACON FUX !!
Me: One fux, please.
Burger
King: Sorry, we’re fresh out of fux to give.“What are you getting for lunch?”
“Burger.”
It is probably like the KFC in a neighboring town. They owner was so cheap and let it get run into the ground. When he stopped paying the chain they were going to come remove his signs. So he Painted Chicken over all of them and started buying the same or similar products from the the local food distributor he got a lot of KFC’s products from. Of course it was his shitty management that lead to that and things didn’t improve after it was just ‘Chicken’. It stayed there three or four more years though.
It’s like the Avignon Anti-Papacy.
The Burger War Of Secession has begun…
this apparently happened with a dairy queen in the town where my parents grew up in, but they didn’t even change the branding. they just went rogue and it took a long ass time for people to notice
“Bacon fux” ? “Big fux” ? WTH?
Germany, perhaps.
German here. What?
Does that menu make sense in German?
Nope.
Edit: Unless they replaced beef with fox (Fuchs) meat or it’s the owner’s name or something. In which case it would only be stupid.
Danke Schoen!
Ingolstadt apparently. I couldn’t find the exact one, but there appears to be only 2 burger kings in the city, and I suspect it’s this one (warning: google streetview)
God what a beautiful city Ingolstadt looks like from above though, with the Danube flowing through it, and the old city having an actual green belt around it
Edit: @zout@fedia.io found it here!
Fun fact in case you didn’t know, the green belt you are referring to is the leftover area of what was once the city wall. You can still kinda see it in the star like shape of the green belt and there are a few old fortifications left for sightseeing.
Well it’s gorgeous as fuck.
Gorgeous as fux.
aha! I see Vauban marched his way over there too then
I walked past there this summer, that one is still a burger king.
do you know where it is then, I typed in “Burger, ingolstadt” and got mostly nonsense results
I have no idea, I was there during my vacation.
So, I’m still googling it, it seems the one south of Ingolstadt was from the same owner, but this one had just re-opened last summer (I’m assuming new management) after being closed for a while. Still haven’t found the “Burger” one though.
Yeah and the only source of this Burger is that one tweet, I literally cannot find any other information about it from another source
Found it, here!
Via this source /edit
YES! You even got the blue building in the background
Nice one! I’ll update my original post
And they didn’t think of an Illuminati-related branding angle?
How many fucking people did their food have to kill to lose the Burger King franchise?
Probably gave too many people the correct order. That goes against the BK franchise code if the one near me is anything to go by.
Sorry, that’s an trade secret.
should transition to burger national convention, followed by burger first republic
