Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.
The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.
74 year old badass.
The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.
Milk and sugar next week.
Free Crepes.
Or cake
I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious
I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?
Just going down the ingredients list until they toss him in an oven to bake until golden brown.
I hope every political argument devolves into food being thrown eventually.
I guess next would be milk.
You can’t eat your cake and have it too
I’ve never fully understood this phrase because don’t you have a cake by eating it?
“what did you eat last night?” “I had a cake instead of dinner”
“I have a cake (in my possession)” as opposed to “I’m having / I had a cake (for a meal)”. Perhaps the less ambiguous phrasing would be “…and keep it too” – the nuance is probably academic at this point – but proverbs tend to be stubborn.
Get some sugar in the mix, and boy… you got yourself a cake going.
I can’t understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:
The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed
For fuck’s sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less
The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.
Make fascists scared again.
Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.
Custard’s last stand
I’ve heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.
Operation dessert storm
If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.
I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know
Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie
It’s France so it’s definitely cake
“Violence”, gotta love the special treatment government gives the rich. Noones getting arrested if you reverse the roles
I mean, hitting someone with an object, whether solid or fragile, is violence. Mild violende is still violence. Justified violence is still violence.
It should be up to a court to decide the severity of the assault and whether it warrants punitive action. In a fair and just society at least.
And in a fair and just society, the decision should be a reprimand because judicial encouragement of violence is a bad idea, but no further action.
