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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

www.theguardian.com

abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago
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Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog
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    I’m not joking, this is the plot line to an episode of 30 Rock.

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      funny thing ALEC baldwin is pretty trigger happy.

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      Only because this is literally a thing that happened before (probably more than once). This country is a joke.

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        And we still have no microwave with a ham setting!!!

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