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nnmna@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

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Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

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nnmna@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Tony Valez, 66, flew into a rage when he thought he was being evicted from his home, authorities said.
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    Religion is kinda fire ngl

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      Zoroastrianism is pretty dope.

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        I’m more of a sun worshiper kind of guy, but I don’t presume on our friendship, so I only pray to Joe Pesci.

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          For years, I’d asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit.

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      If you define “fire” as “a tool to oppress people” then sure.

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      For manipulating and controlling armies of citizens, yes, it’s straight up white phosphorous!

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