A fucking coffee company turning into a global capitalist hydra and having more clout than nation states is like peak futurama shit.

“We never thought capitalism would eat OUR faces!”

Fuck that god damned smurf. Let him rot in prison. He wants to lick America’s balls? Then let him stay there and feast on their rancid cocksweat. We don’t want him back. Anyone setting foot in that god damned terrorist state should stay there, they are tainted and not fit to rejoin basic human civilization.

Why would anyone ever set foot in that third world fucking shithole? This ain’t even new, anyone who willingly goes there since circa 2001 deserves everything coming to them- they have spliced their shithole culture into every orifice of the planet, there’s zero plausible deniability, if you go there and willingly give them even more money, fuck you, don’t come back, you’re tainted and we don’t want anything to do with you.

I have been having genuine fantasies about a massive bomb going off right there and then on live television every time I hear that fucking cockroach squeal.

It’s become like, I can’t help it. I see it, hear it, smell the flesh and gunpowder, like KABLAAAAAAM.

It’s what keeps me alive- hope. Pure, sheer hope.

I am setting up a fund to throw a MASSIVE party the day this fucking toad finally croaks. I will be blazing music for DAYS and shooting fireworks like it’s 1789, NOBODY ON THE BLOCK WILL BE SOBER OR RECOVER FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT

So?

Sure, it’s written on this metal slug. Let me get my shotgun so I can deliver it straight into your fucking face.

Seriously, what is wrong with her fucking face? It’s like there’s demons competing to burst out of it.

30 years ago we THOUGHT we had a future.

“I have a right to be a dumb fucking asshole in public. It’s called DEMOCRACY!!!”

Great news! Maybe Trump IS a benevolent genius - break the global capitalist hegemony and let modern society collapse under its own weight like it was always going to.

Hehehe, just kidding. He’s a genuine bona fide retard, but his actions will speed up what needs to happen anyway.

Bon voyage everyone!

I’m all for it. The social contract was ripped in half a century and half ago. I’m ready AF, I saw this shit coming and prepared, I can live off the land like a motherfucker, and I already don’t own shit.

You got a house, a car, a dog, a family to provide for? Yeah, you drank the koolaid and when the shit hits the fan you’re all gonna die. I can’t fucking wait to see this shit come crashing down- you all pumped money into it, now eat the consequences.

But $!

For that one guy.

Outweighs the safety of a nation.

Don’t you get it yet? You don’t live in a society, you live in capitalism.

vErY tOxIc PlAnT

Jesus fucking hyperdramatic christ.

Look out for each other.

Society is no longer.

But we are strong together.

The real reason for all of this is he wants to disenfranchise the poor and destitute to the point where they have no choice but join the army to get food and healthcare.

They are force feeding the machine.

You know why they need that? Because a BIG WAR is coming.

When you grow up, which you clearly yet haven’t.

They are the type of person who would attend public hangings or burning people alive in medieval times and bring fucking popcorn and cheer it on.

That’s ALL it is.

Groping somebody’s ass isn’t fucking ass sodomizing rape keeping women chained up in a basement for decades.

It’s so fucking ridiculous, not all crimes are death penalty level assault and brain drilling god damned Jeffrey Dahmer style atrocities.

There is fucking nuances in this world, grabbing ass is fucked, don’t do that, but stop pretending like he’s fucking Joseph Fritzl.

Fuck I’m so tired of this hystericla god damned bullshit. They weren’t traumatized, someone grabbed their ass. Holy shit, people endure worse degradation in workplaces daily worldwide, it’s such unhinged bullshit to try and pretend like its going to take years of therapy to get over, jesus fuck have some sense of proportionality.