I’ve heard and told this one for years, but use “taste” instead of smell. Makes the joke a bit sillier.

These are more anti-jokes rather than dad-jokes, but they do work as such. Here’s another anti-joke:

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick. 😁

red paint?

edit: I have been informed that apparently “tiddies” is the correct answer.

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