Red paint

  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I’ve heard and told this one for years, but use “taste” instead of smell. Makes the joke a bit sillier.

    These are more anti-jokes rather than dad-jokes, but they do work as such. Here’s another anti-joke:

    What’s red and bad for your teeth?

    A brick. 😁