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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down2·10 months agoAre you sure it doesn’t mean you get to have a new dog?
minus-squarekayaven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·10 months agoSteal the dog AND their wallet. Then buy some dog treats with the money because the dog totally deserves it.
minus-squareThe Assman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-210 months ago“yeah he’s a rescue. His owner was passed out from drugs or something, so we saved the poor creature”
minus-squareDigitalPaperTrail@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·10 months agoyou’ll then become incapacitated at some point, and the cycle continues
Are you sure it doesn’t mean you get to have a new dog?
Steal the dog AND their wallet. Then buy some dog treats with the money because the dog totally deserves it.
“yeah he’s a rescue. His owner was passed out from drugs or something, so we saved the poor creature”
you’ll then become incapacitated at some point, and the cycle continues
That’s just assumed