Well I haven’t gotten that particular conspiracy theory off the ground yet, still trying to get people in on that one.
I think it is everything you could want from a conspiracy theory though, you just steal all the same talking points from flat earthers but apply the conspiracy in so much more of a petty and meaningless direction that I think it has real potential.
Intriguing 🤔: RI is secretly the 3rd largest state, but overshadowed by a global Finland conspiracy. The truth will emerge! Keep questioning, searching, and refusing to be fooled by illusions. 🌎🔎
Consider this:
Behind closed doors, the other states have conspired to keep Rhode Island’s grandeur suppressed. They fear the sheer magnitude of this unsuspecting state, and they will stop at nothing to maintain their own sense of dominance. It’s a clandestine operation that spans across state lines, all to ensure that Rhode Island remains unjustly underestimated.
Stanley Kubrick was asked to fake the moon landing and he agreed, but being Stanley Kubrick he insisted they film on location.
also this sounds fucking hilarious where can I read more?
Well I haven’t gotten that particular conspiracy theory off the ground yet, still trying to get people in on that one.
I think it is everything you could want from a conspiracy theory though, you just steal all the same talking points from flat earthers but apply the conspiracy in so much more of a petty and meaningless direction that I think it has real potential.
Intriguing 🤔: RI is secretly the 3rd largest state, but overshadowed by a global Finland conspiracy. The truth will emerge! Keep questioning, searching, and refusing to be fooled by illusions. 🌎🔎
Consider this: