• jopepa@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Look do you want it or not? Idk what this attitude’s about. Do you think our pastafarian on retainer was stoked to roll out and dry some pasta at the drop of hat for this historic event?

      Well yeah, but it’s still a lot of work.

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        1 year ago

        I will place this commemoration in my rumpus room, alongside my aquarium dioramas and popsicle stick cabins.

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          1 year ago

          Jsyk Trophy Room is dignified and generous, mantle is bare minimum polite, but Rumpus wtf is your problem? Email us about shipping info but I’m done with your vaguely earnest insults.

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            1 year ago

            A uniquely personal rumpus room will more suitably host meticulously handmade pastacraft than some beauracratic, boastful shelf.

            I view this plaque as an intimate recognition of the individual, and thus deeply personal, not some gaudy badge of vanity.

            I have nothing to hide:

            Tarfus Billingside, 42 Nevermuch Lane, Wendigo, ND and then some numbers I can’t remember.

            I’m always there on Tuesdays occasionally to receive parcels.

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                I’ll wear it like a jumpsuit, and with my new outfit become…SKIN MAN!

                Criminals may not fear me, but they will back away when it becomes clear I am wearing an entire second set of human skin.

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                  1 year ago

                  Not mine, just saw it on Bluesky and felt like a fun way to wrap this bit up with a nice fleshy bow. Have a good night SkinMan flap safely out there.