return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agoHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square233fedilinkarrow-up1886arrow-down126cross-posted to: politics@lemmy.world
arrow-up1860arrow-down1external-linkHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square233fedilinkcross-posted to: politics@lemmy.world
minus-squareTheJims@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·2 years agoIf god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
minus-squareLodespawn@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down2·2 years agoI dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?
If god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
A newt!?
He got better.
Gingrich?
I dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?