Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]
Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.
Captain Squidward: I can’t hear you!
Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain Squidward: Oh…! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you’ve been hit by a phaser!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Ready?
Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: NumberOne… SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]
slow clap
That was a masterpiece
Patrick would also make a good Riker
Still can’t hit that one high note
Crabs is too animated to be Data.
Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data
It is Robot Krabs controlled by Plankton, if that helps at all!
Sandy is Worf, and outsider with strength and honor.
Real Crabs is Grand Negus.
Mr Krabs certainly has the lobes for business
I can picture Plankton there as Wesley, O’Brien, or even Barclay!
