Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agoBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10
arrow-up128arrow-down1imageBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareTunaCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-24 months agoWhat if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoYou can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.
minus-squarez500@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoYou win a free trip to the Hague
What if I prefer this?
You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
You win a free trip to the Hague