Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • kinther@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    7 months ago

    Using just toilet paper is like if a bird shit on your arm and you used toilet paper to wipe it off. There’s still shit on your arm - you’re still dirty and need to wash it off. Bidets are really superior in every way.

  • modifier@lemmy.caEnglish
    0·
    7 months ago

    I relate to this on such a deep level. I really dread using any toilet that doesn’t have a bidet now. I can’t figure out why they aren’t everywhere . It has to be better for the environment.

    • BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.netEnglish
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      7 months ago

      Imagine the filth in your average public restroom.

      Now imagine if they were all designed with powerful fountains that spray water up and out of the device if not intercepted by an anus.

      I’m pretty sure “this is why we can’t have nice things” is true in this case, just pre-emptively.