Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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    7 months ago

    Imagine the filth in your average public restroom.

    Now imagine if they were all designed with powerful fountains that spray water up and out of the device if not intercepted by an anus.

    I’m pretty sure “this is why we can’t have nice things” is true in this case, just pre-emptively.