Who doesn’t do this?
Mine is staffed by holograms until you walk up and get a humans attention
Me because they keep trying to sell me things. And I feel awkward ignoring them
When I’m in a confrontational mood and some sales-mosquito approaches me to make some pitch, I’ll cut them off after the first word or two by waving my hand at them like a Jedi and saying “Adblock.”
The trade-off is that it REALLY pisses off the wife, cuz she thinks we need to be polite to popups that manifest as a human, so, gotta mind the timing :P
It‘s good practice for the farmers market. No, I’m not signing your petition!
It’s their fault for renting the corner space.
The nearby mall here has the jewelry shop roped off, and you need to prove you can afford the products sold there.
Go on, prove it! Prove that you can afford our stuff!
Customer:
always done this; always will - even when i’m not at malls
Who buys this shit from a mall? I never understood the target audience.
Because I’m already there for new jeans and chipotle so I might as well get a white gold tiara while I’m at it
a lot of chemical processes are forever. in fact, next time you take a dump, that’s forever. you have altered the universe with your horrific leavings.
If it was irreversible, life would’ve become impossible a long time ago because we would’ve run out of resources. Microbes and bacteria can break down waste though and make useful products for life again. It’s true that you’ve altered the universe, it’s just that literally everything you do -or don’t do- does.
thanks, i agree, sorry to be simplistic
This is why I never poop. I’m leaving life with everything I’ve used
so then the universe is left with all the never-poops. i forgot there are some other baked-in ideas. So you refused to poop ever again… you are still a casualty of the regular silly-ness of all of it
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Yes, and someone from the bottom of wealth scale has to then clean it up. Thanks.
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or they just need the job, because they have bills to pay
you okay? you are lookin fucked up.
i’m too old for this but the baseline is flinging poo at **** from the bushes
Little bit salty that you aren’t rich?
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you could just stop
