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simple: sudo apt remove apt
apt 🔫 apt
I hear if you privately run a Tor exit node, the FBI will make a free offsite data transfer
Bricking your BIOS comes to mind.
Physical damage, spills, etc.
Running
rm -rf /sys/firmware/efi/efivars
and having a shitty motherboard incapable of recovering from it.