I know that feeling. I once woke up and had a plugged left nostril. Stuck a pinky in it to explore and out came a giant, solidified blood slug about 4 inch long. Apparently I’d had a spontaneous nosebleed during the night.
When I was ~14 years old I woke up one morning with a splitting headache. It was so bad that I didn’t go to school that day. About two hours into my morning I got the sudden urge to blow my nose. What came out of my right nostril was an enormous booger roughly the size of my entire pinky, with small streaks of blood marking the outside. I’ll never forget the feeling of expelling that monstrosity, it was pure bliss. I hope it happens to me again one day
Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.
Would we even be a proper link aggregator site without comments that belong in an encyclopedia of filth? This is just the foreword…
I’ve had this happen. It’s kind of terrifying honestly.
This deserving of a serious WTF!!!
Ok but as a rule use voyagers share as image feature next time (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯
That sounds like some black magic type shit
Example:
Via:
Pretty cool.
this is amazing
This is one of those things no one talks about but should. This is what the morning after do8ng a bunch if cocaine is like every time.
Except then you eat it and your mouth is numb for a bit and it helps the hangover
It would have cost you nothing to not write this comment…
Hahaha
