Good luck getting ring-laden sweets away from invisible kids.

I pity any family with two kids who finds the one ring.

Someone’s gonna get Déagol-ed.

Well don’t tell everyone! Keep it secret, keep it safe

I feel deceived!

Frodo: You can have it if you want.

Lady Galadrial: And instead of a dark Lord you would have me AS A TOOTHLESS AND CHUBBY QUEEN!?

This week I just had a Snickers with moldy tasting nuts. I didn’t checked it for Saurons ring. But that mindset already prevented me finding the letter from Hogwarts between all advertising letters.

My Snickers!!!

It wanted to be found

“No honey, put that back. Thank you.”