You have no xmas warrior spirit Alexander. You’re on my naughty list you little P’takh, dishonor on your w-HOHOHO-le family.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night to die
Milk and cookies are a dish best served cold.
…but I will have prune juice, a warriors drink.
Fun fact, according to tradition, St. Nicholas punched a rival cleric at the First Council of Nicea in 325.
I assume the cleric did something dishonorable.
It was all Jesus being created and not being co-eternal with the father.
The Klingons are lucky their gods did not come back after three days.
I feel like the Klingon response to their gods coming back would be something along the lines of, “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”
Lucky!? They would have slain them again! It would have been a glorious second victory! Imagine the songs that would be sung!
The church would probably be a better place with more clerics getting punched.
Ka-pla!
…that’s why I got a bat’leth for Christmas.
Honor to your house, and for all a good night.
You must have been naughty, the Mek’leth is the superior weapon in the hands of a skilled warrior.
Merry Christmas to you … and your house!
Santa Qapla.
… there’s a chance he may have been Ferengi.
Thinking about this more and it’d make more sense: a Ferengi that believed in giving gifts would certainly be banished, maybe he brought his message of giving to Earth…
Rule of acquisition #127: Cindy Lu Who can suck it.
