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    20 hours ago

    “US Judge stamps his feet and was heard crying: but they have to, I signed the paper and everything!”

    “Trump replied with a tweet: Get fucked loser, I own all the methods of enforcement!”

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      People thinking words on paper will stop this sound like sovereign citizens. “I signed it in red ink and my name is all capitals! You have to do what the paper says!”

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      Nah. The tweet would be from Elon. Trump’s just going to make a post on his shitty antisocial media site:

      Liberal Judge Soandso DEMANDED I reveal NATIONAL SECRETS with CHINA. I said NO. The courts are full with CORRUPTION and DOGE is doing GREAT THINGS TO FIX IT. We are DRAINING THE SWAMP for America! We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! The Democrats got us here and let me tell you, I WILL get us out. Things are going to be GREAT AGAIN. No more communism, no more woke agenda. You can say what you want. You can say what you mean. Eggs will be cheap. The economy, we’re fixing it. The liberals don’t want us to fix it, let me tell you. They’re just making America WEAK. More communist immigrants. More transvestites. Making our strong soldiers and men into little girls. NO MORE. I’m fixing it. DOGE is fixing it. The CORRUPT DEMOCRATS WILL LOSE.