Please don’t spread that mentality

Yeah, my dad would go to the office when he wasn’t working, too

It also makes sense considering I eat Prozac for dinner and live under a shelter made of BandAids

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I’m glad I’m not the only one who needed to go to the comments

That’s true, but they just end up completely unwound on the ground. It also gets progressively more brown

It’s from the movie “Starship Troopers”

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That’s definitely true, but I also don’t think she’s fitting a 70" under there

I know a woman who prefers “dad bods”

I can only imagine how horrible it is. I’m sorry you’ve had to go through it and I wish there was something I could do to make my county apologize to you for the indignity

I just hate that it takes my pastor the whole day to do the inspection

Do you have to deal with sexual harassment issues?

As an American, the worst customs experiences I’ve had were in the US

It’s hard to tell when, instead of kissing him on the lips, he throws a towel at his face

I think it was for some people in Halo 3 lobbies back in the day

I think some people also kept them by their running vacuum

Thank you! I’ve been wanting to get into anime (more than just DBZ), but I’m never sure where to start

“Thun thun thun” are pills

See: Finatticz

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat

I agree. It’s weird because in my (completely unqualified) option, that IS what the patient should be told, but their SO should almost be told the opposite

Like it’s a message ONLY for them

The only place I’ve seen it is if you didn’t finish paying for it (like getting a fence replaced at your house and then not paying them will get it torn down)