If you’re serious, study cyber security to start.

Then move towards devops.

Worse case scenario, you’ll end up in a 6-figure job making complaints into the void as you write bash scripts to speed up a pipeline by 0.1 second.

Best case scenario, you take down a massive criminal ring that sprouts back up like a weed a few days later.

“Just tell me what type of material is the road. Come on!”

My grandma actually recommended I do this last year. I was already contacting AAA about some other thing, and jokingly brought up road trips. They went, “Yeah we can help!” I was kinda adorable.

I felt like I skipped this. People my age went to pagers, then sidekick phones, then touch screens.

I went from beeper, to flip phone, then palm pilot.

I must have had serious Wallstreet Stock Broker energy as a teenager.

Me:

Sam’s Club is boosting pay for nearly 100,000 hourly workers, with the retail chain’s starting wage rising by a buck to $16.

1. Sam’s Club is owned by walmart.

2. $16 an hour is $33,280.

3. Walmart’s CEO was compensated $26.9 million. Thats $12,930.00 an hour.

4. Walmart revenue over the past few years

Ah cool, modern day slavery.

My theory continues to stand:

If you want to legally threaten,kill and harm people because that’s your fetish, be a police officer.

Accurate.

Was headhunted for a position at Amazon. But the recruiter said “You might be doing more than your usual 9 to 5. (Min 40 hours)”

And I told her that I sometimes do like 30 hours a week and my team plays video games for the remaining 5-10 hours together.

And she actually got mad at me for saying that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1fjol12/ti_organizer_pgl_misspelled_city_name_on_their/

What happens if you send Portage County Sheriff Bruce Zuchowski a picture of his house with a Kamala sign on it?

My incel cousin refers to women as “chicks and babes”. Then if he sees an unattractive woman, refuses to call them anything.

It’s really frustrating dealing with him because he constantly whines about his loneliness and isn’t aware how his small mindedness is causing people to bail on him.

The movie Everything Everywhere All at Once really brought a tear to my eye. It ignored a lot of “safe” conventions and just went all in on making a really good film.

Outside of sports games & racing games, and Death Stranding & Monster energy drinks, what other games have ads?

Not being argumentative. I’m a PC gamer and I’m actually curious if there’s like Pizza Hut ads while playing God Of War on a console or something!

I am bottom Shrek.

You don’t watch a military movie and trash talk movie goers, threaten to bang their mom and then do a teabag motion when someone dies?

My wife, kids and I play video games together by sharing the controller.

We were playing classic SNES games together. Like playing Super Mario World or Super Metroid. My youngest isn’t really good at bosses so he hands it off to his older siblings. Where my wife likes to draw various scenes from the game so we can color them later.

It started during the pandemic but we do it once a month now and it’s been a great family bonding experience.

How much would this criminal get away with?

Roughly $3.00.

The only message I got was cops are unhinged.

Y’all get podcasts from Spotify?

That’s weird.