I need to get more of that fucking lemonade.
I need to get more of that fucking lemonade.
It’s not that absurd if you’re thinking of your family. Just… myself and other people have way different priorities. Some that might involve dipping my corpse in peanut butter and covering it in birdseed so that I might be the world’s first human pinecone bird feeder.
Edit: I just hope when I’m dead there is one person around to say, “He’s dead, he could in no way possible give one more single fuck…”
Hey we all get mixed up trying to figure out how to be the person we want to be. Especially if you don’t have a positive role model. Start teaching each other there is nothing more alpha than being a good person who is true to themsleves.
Won’t someone think of the Job providers?! How will they ever afford their third yacht. Damn communists.
^^^this is you^^^^
At the polls. Trumps power is derived from the the people who empower him. Seeing him lose over and over is the only way they will learn no one cares for their zealotry.
Another meme purist. If you guys keep this up you’re going to spawn a new variety of meme.
I like to think Obama walked the worlds highest tight rope and never flinched. That was more progress than America had ever seen before. He also established that it is character not color that makes a leader. The current GOP rather burn it all down than accept these simple truths.
Too late, you on the list now.
I don’t care what you say the am/fm butt plug was going to be revolutionary!
My favorite was immediately after the election the travel ban was in effect and they were interviewing someone lucky enough to make it into the country. He was like, “Yay! America.”
I know you’re not going to shit on the country that just took you in but damn it was sobering to see the juxtaposition.
Any idiot can see Trump is a selfless vessel for justice and prosperity…
cough cough cough excuse me. No, no what I meant was racism and genocide. Better.
I’ll have one untruthened politician please. No lemon.
Alternarive facts, as the crypt keeper use to say.
I’m offering personal one-on-one counseling for anyone who felt the need to click this link. We can work through this together.
Hey, that’s the name of outlaw star x wolf children cross over fan fic.
Mine too. Looking at you “Quality Manager.”
I must be bias because I grew up in peak ‘war on drugs’ times. Being young and impressionable I thought there was no way the government could possibly lose. Then they taught us about prohibtion. Then I found out everyone I knew smoked weed.
End of the day, anarchy already exists in the minds of anarchists. The government is inadequate when comes to policing individuals.
When it comes to changing societal norms, you always have to start at the social contract. Otherwise, all you have is a signed piece of paper.
I feel for you, godspeed in all your jouneys.
Ok, point taken but who the fuck fills out those medical surveys correctly. The only time I ever could is when I would consistently smoke a pack a day. I’m not fucking tracking how many times I have a drink and certainly am not consistent about drinking from month to month.