Courtney (she/her/they)

And some people think inflating numbers proves their point.

Plus, If you have 30 miles of signs telling you to get over and you wait until you are forced by the actual lane closure, yes you are the asshole.

I will not be taking questions.

“we really dig your vibe”

And then you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice while they’re getting the scalpel ready so you book it nked down the hotel hallway. Your wallet is gone.

You are now the main character in an action comedy movie.

I, too, enjoy gobbling goth girl meat.

It’s the best kind!

I have a couple friends who have issues with making their food. Idk how many times I’ve been talking to one, they mention feeling like shit, and I asks aht the last thing they ate was and it’s some shit like “I had a coffee yesterday around 2pm”

So now, since I love cooking but hate all the prep and cleanup, I have them buy the ingredients the day before I plan on coming over, then I spend the day making meals for the next week and a half. It all has to be able to heat in one container, preferably the container it’s stored in to assist with ease of heating.

It’s still a toss up, but now at least when they hit a wall they can grab a box out of the fridge instead of sitting paralyzed trying to figure out what to eat or deciding to just stay hungry

I also have to label the meals with binary choices. Things like “LUNCH MONDAY OR DINNER WEDNESDAY” so they have variety and an option for if they don’t want a specific one right now. Otherwise it’s “too many options” and instead of just grabbing whatever, they close the freezer/fridge.

“No way to stop this from happening” coming from someone helping make it happen is such rapey energy…

“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol

How I used to sit as a “completely straight Christian boy”

Ah yes, hacking by self medicating.

Adhd and drinking amounts of caffeine that would explode a gorilla’s heart. Name a more iconic duo

Humanity created everything that led to its destruction.

The message was clear in the first movie. We didn’t need to see “Han shot first” or “Han shot in self defense after changes to the story came about years later”.

Although in no way will I be complaining about more matrix, bring me more matrix history, animated or live action! I just think the message doesn’t change whether humans shot first or not. We created the circumstances, our downfall was our own making.

Support the artist

https://xkcd.com/2347/

Then rephrase to “I HAVE to do something, what do I feel like doing?”

I mean, the answer is still nothing, but at least I’ll feel more compelled to choose.

I just need to make a chore dart board…

I’ll keep my mountains and mountains of ecidence FOR wearing a helmet than the equivalent of “trust me, Bro, I know someone who died and the doctor/emt told me if they hadn’t worn a seat belt they would have lived but instead the belt snapped their neck” from a place I’ve never heard of that makes it clear they’re trying to influence laws in their header.

It bothers me that it’s not slightly crooked. That would take it from a 9/10 to a perfect 5/7.

The local small penis Hotspot has been experiencing shrinkage lately.

It’s been great.

Having bought 3 whole pairs of boots in my life, and one of them actually expensive, I have no idea what this means.

Based on the context of fluffy tops, I’m guessing snow boots, and impregnating in this context is impregnating the boot material with a waterproofing agent of some kind.

Can we get another one with the bee movie script?

Bonus points if it contains the whole script and the first words are legible but get smaller and smaller to fit them all.

You can quit if you want to

You can leave your friends behind.

If you rage quit, be sure to make a splash!

It’s like I’m watching a MuYe beamNG video!

That’s quitter talk, I believe in your ability to become a mystic mountain/forest/cave person that people hear rumors about when hiking the trails during a full moon.

Be the eldritch horror you want to see in the world.

I mostly play on the easiest difficulty in any game, I play games as escapism, if I wanted to be frustrated I’d go talk to relatives.

Exceptions are games I’ve played a bunch.

I’ve heard nothing but high praise about Blood and Wine and am excited to experience it!