THE DEAL IS OFF

Millennials are pushing 40

Her hooves enable to her to spring upon unsuspecting prey with alarming agility

Grow tf up

Speedrun my cholesterol

I watched it for Eddie the Jack Russell terrier

Cockney slang exists for this reason.

Toki Pona is a constructed language that can be learned in a day, as well.

Also Esperanto.

Same. Mango is unpleasant imo. Also peaches and apricot are gross too.

The second group is just waiting for him to say it’s okay to escalate from hate to violence.

Then he hugged Obama after Hurricane Sandy and that was it for his political prospects. He literally and figuratively embraced the Democrats which is verboten.

Also the bridge thing and the private beach thing left him pretty unpopular in NJ

Only one of these things is currently possible

Moderate here means “don’t worry, rich white girls will still have the choice”

We’ll go to the looney bin together, bro, I don’t give a fuck

Cuz ya feet pick up interesting smells!

Read read read

Director’s cut

What is this, Canada?

Rule 0 - talking about how cool Lemmy is

Yeah WTF is that

Stylus and cuneiform tablets