Shia Labouf

Who knew wild dogs could be such dholes

I am still alive

Dayum

I put on my robe and wizard hat

With or without Ammonium chloride?

The length would be equal to the absolute value

Sensible heat is where it’s at!

And I barely passed thermo

Don’t dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie

When the adrenaline doesn’t work anymore, it’s time to try meth.

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

Such is the nature of memes. There is nothing new under the sun.

Dang it, you’re technically correct. The best kind of correct.

I just looked it up on Fandom and they concur, although he possibly has a doctorate in art history.

Zoidberg has an MD, should at least be right of center.

And I don’t think Doc Oc or Robitnik have medical degrees. PhD, but not medical.

Sorry, looking for DX only

They’re affiliated with two universities. Their card can only list one affiliation. When the organizer asked which university to list, they said “probably University X”. Most people would have simply put “University X”, but since the person said “probably” the organizer decided to be literal and also put “probably”.

Less than truckload

I need to fry up an eagle 🦅

Fish fingers and custard was also a lie