I feel like Zoidberg should be a lot lower.
Nonsense! He’s been taking humans apart for years. He can rearrange your body parts into any order you want.
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?
No film experience yet.
You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.
No Doctor Nick…?
The Doctor is only on “TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE” as long as you aren’t messing with (or have ever attempted to mess with) humans or other people they care about… otherwise they’re on “RUN, RUN VERY FAR”.
You don’t want to be an incidental character when The Doctor is about.
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don’t have my doctorate in memeology yet.
No Doc Holliday?
Ah, the late, great Hannibal Lecter.
Dr. Evil didn’t spend 6 years in evil fricking medical school to be put in no professional training
No Dr. House?
And Oz should be right on top of the Run For Your Life because he’s not fictional and should know better.
Doctor House would be top right but partly because you wouldn’t need to run very far.
That depends on what drugs he’s on
Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil have done far more harm than Dr. Pepper could ever aspire to.
House is basically overlapping McCoy
I think Dr. Honeydew needs to be a little bit lower. Something about him just seems… Dangerous.
Wait, Robotnik has a medical degree?!
The scale goes from “No professional training” to “Doctorate in Medicine.”
So to be on the far right you need to be an MD, but having a different doctorate will still be above “no professional training”
It’s a weird scale.
Also, it’s wrong. Dr Horrible has a PhD in Horribleness, and Doctor Zoidberg has a doctorate in Art History.
Dr. Evil should be much further to the right.
He did not spend 8 years at Evil Medical School to get called Mr.
No he has a doctorate in mechanical engineering and a masters in cloning. I dont know if this is true but it fits.
Trying to figure out where Dr Doom would fit. Supposedly he does have a doctorate but it came from Latveria so could be a bit… biased
DOOM has no need for your silly meme graphs!
There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.
Bruh… that’s literally what doctoring is now. Got the hurt? Pain pills. Got the sad? SSRIs. Got two, three, four sets of titties? Ozempic!
Dr Phil is also no longer legally a doctor.