Okay but why would he want to marry her? Maybe she has a trust fund or disability benefits he wants to mooch off.

Yeah at least this is just a list of what he’s been up to professionally the last couple decades, it’s not a resume, he’s not out looking for another job. Because he doesn’t need to.

I like the way you are way overthinking this like a true adult who knows how the world works. But hey it’s just a silly meme with an ridiculous “what if” question, so let’s assume there are no strings attached, no stipulations, this is not taxable and you don’t have to report it to the IRS. Now you can let your imagination run wild, Which would you choose? Cash? Or gold? I think the question comes down to which equivalent weight of each is worth more than the other.

Hey please explain the microwave comparison. I didn’t understand that part.

When one guy in the marketing department only has one job to overthink updating the logo (font) for no reason and nobody notices the change because it’s negligible and that guy keeps receiving the same salary every year no matter what, so it really doesn’t matter.

I don’t recall airbnb & Spotify with those old whimsical logos.

Yeah “promposals” started with the millennial generation, didn’t they? We didn’t have these back in my day either. Anyway the only person who ever “asked” me to prom was my brother’s friend …two years AFTER he’d graduated from our high school…then not another word was ever spoken about it. Never saw him again until 7 years later after I’d gotten out of the military and he was married to some Chinese lady. I bet he thinks I forgot that he ever fake-asked me to prom. Nope, I remembered then & still remember 33 years later.

Measure from your feet, all the way up your legs, to the tip of your erect shaft, you say?

I’m not sure how amused I am that I understand this reference.

Imagine a technologically illiterate person about to get on a flight, had just been visiting with relatives among whom was a mischievous tech-savvy* cousin who wanted to play one last prank.

• At least tech savvy enough to break into cousin’s phone and insert a mischievous Bluetooth word

Ok but for reals though, Taylor Swift is an intentional genetic clone of Anton LaVey’s daughter Zeena Schreck, who was high priestess of the church of Satan 👹

Now I’d be curious to see what kind of roller coaster Joe Shmoe from down the street would come up with. https://youtube.com/shorts/hNOBJ6Woal4

Ah nice, thanks for getting specific. Made me curious exactly how much OP was dealing with if it was 30,000 Iranian Rials= 0.02¢ 🤭, that is two one-hundredths of a penny. Those boots being sold for two one-hundredths of a penny 🤣

It might be 30,000 Iranian Rials. The current exchange rate of one Iranian rial to the US dollar is 0.00. If so, those shoes are practically free!

≠ prego spaghetti sauce

Better question might be: “How to make sure this NEVER happens?” 😄

Exercise feels good & makes me think clear productive positive thoughts. There is no physical pain involved. The mental & physical pain begin when I stop exercising.

The objective was to try to get religion to appeal to youth. I knew some young 20’s guys in a band who were into it circa 1998.

I’m trying to imagine how something can LOOK like something SOUNDS.

Try to come up with an outfit that looks the way a murmuration of birds sounds.

Paint a mural that looks the way your favorite song sounds.

Don’t worry, his family made sure that she got absolutely nothing after he died. As things should be.