I knew this was coming 👏

I feel like if I paid a thousand bucks for a device I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want with it. Fuck Google.

It’s fine, the smoke makes the electrons flow faster

Can we lay off the CEO first? He’s pretty useless.

Good for her

That’s interesting

Homey don’t play dat. Take my money 💰

Lol 😂

They always say 4 out of 5

4 out of 5 dentists approve every, fracking, toothpaste

Already did #VanLife

And She-ra

No lark’s tongues?

I did that with LSD 40 years ago.

I wonder where Altman gets his drugs. Can someone hook me up?

Not the Onion?

Finally, a token white guy

They want to see the mark of the beast, and the Antichrist, and the apocalypse so the end times will come and Jesus will take them all to heaven and burn their enemies in eternal damnation.

I’m about ready to cancel my internet and buy a book. Maybe even go outside.

I live in an unincorporated area. I have no other way to vote.