God himself could have descended from heaven, after spontaneously deciding to give a shit about humanity, and touched Kirk’s forehead endowing him with all knowledge in the universe, and after Kirk’s tiny mind finished exploding, his hateful racist mouth would still manage to sputter out “yeah but DEI is unfair to Rich White Men!”

Yes real life is gruesome. You can say fuck on the internet.

It’s a shame he was incapable of remorse.

Acetaminophen is not an NSAID. They are OTC because they are overwhelmingly safe, in the directed dosages on the label.

I’m a feeling a hungary for summa those Italian meat balls delivered at 1200fps…

Color my jimmies rustled.

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Great now I have to go find my PTSD emoji…

Get this guy an armed security detail stat

Is there literally no other name for this prison camp besides the one in this title? To the official US documents call it alligator Alcatraz?

Shhh the sweaty neck beards are venting.

Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.

But transplant surgeons love them 😇

And deep sea divers

Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.

Now that is some kickass artwork

This is a shitty ad.

Literally twiddling their thumbs while fully dressed out in combat fatigues wasting our tax dollars by the minute. When the fuck will they turn on their handlers and stage a proper coup?

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I took down my American flag after he “won” the last election. This makes me want to burn it in front of my city courthouse. Why the hell does Zelenskyy even bother coming back?