“god owns your soul” : therefore we have no true freedom and god is a gaslighting monster, and not worthy of my time.

“God does not own your soul” : Therefore I am free and god wants what is not his, and not worthy of my time

They just want a user friendly Wang.

Christ I’m old

Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.

Much of Star Wars was “inspired” by Foundation

You clearly haven’t watched enough hentai

Assuming he’s just asking for personal donations

Why are they so mad? Who read it to them?

No, Isaac Asimov did

And all that is subtracted because he made Jar Jar.

Dear gods, does this mean a second Holiday Special???

Thank you!

No, today is my anniversary! Also happy Wednesday

Gnome body knows the trouble I’ve seen…or caused

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No, we’ve known where RFK Jr has been the whole time

Already uploaded me first pic (a shot of my eldest cat. I’m a stereotype waiting to happen)

Roll of nickels.

Mmmm donuts drools

Just downloaded pixelfed. Youse guys are either corrupting me or leading me to my inevitable evolution

Cucumber? Pfft. See me when you hit pineapple.