This is a shitpost community, but I’m 100% committed to this chart.
I liked the remake of midway but much else. If it’s not featuring muppets and newer then 50 years old, probably doesn’t need a remake
Muppets Hamilton
But what about all the gender or race swap possibilities?
Well they keep making Godzilla movies. I think I could watch a Muppet Godzilla movie.
Muppet Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
Muppet. Fury. Road.
Fuzzy Road
Mad Max: Furry R0w0d
Moving right along.
Footloose and WITNESS ME!
Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end
Is he a beast or a muppet?
It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy
No it’s Hugh Jackman
That reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode with the woman getting facial surgery. “The eye of the beholder” or something along those lines
I was going for a play on the song am I a man or a muppet, but replacing man for beast, was maybe a bit obscure
Woosh straight over my head
I would pay good money to see this film.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
Muppet Interstellar.
"It’s not possible… "
No, it’s necessary.
All I want is Muppet Princess Bride, but no one will make it
This actually sounds genius. Be the change you want to see in the world!
Stop suggesting good uses for AI!
The Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the only human actor and everyone else are Muppets.
The inspiration for the chart was actually another thread about exactly this. Here’s the roster I suggested:
- Aragorn: Kermit
- Arwen: Ms Piggy
- Legolas: Janice
- Gimli: Rowlf
- Boromir: Sean Bean (human)
- Gandalf: Dr Teeth
- Frodo: Elijah Wood (human)
- Sam: Fozzy
- Merry: Rizzo
- Pippin: Gonzo
- Saruman: Sam Eagle
- Ringwraiths: Statler and Waldorf
- Bombadil: Swedish Chef
Another commenter noted that Janice would be too good as Galadriel to cast her as Legolas. Which is a very valid point.
Swedish Chef as Tom Bombadil is perfect!
Elijah Wood muppified, but he turns more and more human as the Ring corrupts him. Gollum is fully human, nude, slimy.
Golem:
Nah, Gollum is played by Animal.
They should do a remake of Groundhog Day. Make a bunch of fancy trailers with over the top cinematic effects. Whole 9.
Then play the original Groundhog Day, completely unedited.
I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.
The blood rave scene with Muppets lmao
Red fluff everywhere
Just regular polyfill
Oh fuck yes
Even
Some muppets always trying to ice-skate uphill. Or well, ice-skate in general.
Lmao yes
What do you mean by “keep it kid-friendly”?
Apparently it has to be kid friendly if it includes the Muppets. Remember the Muppets sitcom, where Piggy has a TV show and all the parents sent letters into the studio complaining that the show wasn’t for kids or something stupid.
I loved that show. The Muppets is for adults now, it was for us as kids with Sesame Street, The Muppet Show and all the Saturday morning cartoons. And the adult sitcom was a great addition until stupid parents happened.
Muppet Training Day with Kermit and Fozzie
I’d actually go to the movies for this. I never go to the movies.
Starfox 64
