Oh god. I feel this so much

My company subleased 3 out of 4 stories of the office building when they realised most people could happily and effectively work from home. Crazy eh?

Neunzigtausend!!!

I mean, yes

Have you seen the Kraken legal team?

Sometimes it just works to insist you did the work… I say I looked into <> extensively and that’s what I found. Feel free to come back later and present me with evidence to the contrary. And (this is the crucial part) I just don’t accept any further argument in that moment. Honestly this worked so many times. Like barely anybody ever came back to me another day but at the very least I got them to shut up in the moment.

I’m so glad extracurriculars aren’t really a thing that anybody cares about in my country nor are college essays. School and being a teenager was stressful enough as it was.

True

Somehow Darth maul returned

Okay yes of course. I live in the south west. my primary autobahn is the A1 and holy fuck it’s always just a cluster fuck of Baustellen

German here. We do have speed limits on highways. The portions without are often not that long so you rarely get a chance to go truly wild.

Regardless, the highest I usually go is like 180kmh and that doesn’t happen very often.

We literally had a coach type woman give a webinar where she spouted all of that crap and a healthy dose of “have you tried not being depressed”?

Luckily we’re not in the US and workers dare speak up and raised hell until the company leadership apologized (not that we believe it but hey)

Excuse me what? I’m German and I shower daily. I know nobody who doesn’t.

Have they ever seen a chicken breast?

In my part of Germany we like to say “Mäckes” which I suppose is maccas

Even with the color I still have to try hard to see it correctly