The thing depicted is Fourier transform. As opposed to ‘furry transfem’.

Plug them all in, and you’ve got a Cronenbergesque sculpture underscoring the protagonist’s descent into the more surreal corners of the unfolding story.

Took me a little while to realize it’s not a condom or a weird hotdog on the flag.

Back in the 2010s, Egypt’s tourist cities became a popular destination for Russians, and in just a few years all the hotel staff and street vendors switched from speaking English to everyone speaking Russian. It was very impressive as to what the promise of money can do.

I realized just now that I didn’t know how an anteater’s mug works, and, well…

Ah, interesting. I’ve heard the opposite about one of their neighbours, perhaps Germany.

Found treasures are likely property of the state, possibly with some small share awarded to the finder.

Well, it’s obvious from your condescending and insulting tone that you’re completely right and I’m completely wrong, so there’s no use pretending that it would be in any way valuable for me to present an ‘explanation’.

I guess my distaste for overcooked pasta is what keeps me together against the forgetfulness.

I use the timer in the clock app on the phone. But also, I have a dozen preprogrammed timers that I can start from a shortcut on the home screen, and two timers in the swipe-down menu that are accessible even with the phone being locked. These are all implemented with the Automate app (for Android) — which, for better or worse, requires a bit of programming chops, even though the ‘coding’ is visual instead of textual.

Can you hear my harsh buzz?

two or three times a day

That’s rookie numbers. Videos for kids are known to gather bazillions of views, because toddlers in particular watch them hundreds of times on repeat.

One would think that the former GDR would be doing this instead.

Behold: 🫴 benzos.

One of the best things you can do to fix a tight budget is to stop buying fast food.

Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.

Just checked, and I can only last thirty seconds at a rather feeble rate. Apparently the device is for people who trained their lung capacity in the childhood.